My cousin1 my cousin
My cousin my cousin
My cousinmycousinmycousinmycousinmycousin
mycousinmycousinmycousinmycousinmycousin...
My cousin told me
that he once crashed his motobike
- miiiii 2 -
my cousin my cousin.
My cousin told me
that afterwards he removed his helmet
and his head cracked open,
my cousin my cousin.
My cousin removed his helmet,
my cousin - his head cracked open.
My cousin told me
he once found a dog on the beach
but it was actually a rat.
- I can't believe it! My cousin too! -
my cousin my cousin.
My cousin told me
he once slept with a gal
who then wrote on his mirror
"Welcome to AIDS"
- same story, same story, same story, same story -
my cousin, poor thing,
welcome to AIDS
My cousin - rat dog
my cousin - welcome to AIDS.
My cousin my cousin
my cousin is respected
and friends with everybody.
My cousin did this and that,
my cousin protects me
when people come to give me a beating
because I call my cousin.
Rather, I call to 3 my cousin
My cousin told me
he once saw a braless girl
- stighidin, stighidin, stish stidun aaah -
my cousin my cousin.
My cousin told me
he once was at a club
where he met a gal -
he has no memories of what happened next
and in the end he woke up in a ditch,
soaked, and one of his kidneys was missing,
my cousin my cousin.
My cousin told me
he knows a secret punch
and if he hits you you die after three days,
my cousin my cousin.
My cousin told me
that when he was kid he died once.
My cousin my cousin
my cousin is wanted 4
and friends with everybody.
My cousin did this and that,
my cousin protects me
when people come to give me a beating
because I call my cousin.
Rather, you know what,
I call to my cousin.
My cousin my cousin
my cousin is alarming
and speaks in burps:
"Hi, how are you?"
My cousin did this and that,
the bumper cars and the swing ride,
my cousin the villain 5;
but he is a product of the mind.
Rather, he produced some mint
but he didn't have a license
so the jailed him.
Ue!
Ok, I agree, free Mandela,
free Valpreda 6 and everybody else,
but free my cousin too.
Rather, free to 7 my cousin too
Na na nai, my cousin na na nai,
na na nai, my cousin na na nai.
I can't believe it! Same same story!
Maybe we are related!
What's your surname?
Just to be sure he is the same person.
Your cousin too, when he had
haemorroids, pulled the cork
and injured the nurse?
Actually, I know the nurse
because she assisted me when as a kid
I was shot at,
but I didn't die.
They hit the spider
that was coming out at that very moment
from the cornstalk dracaena. 8
So, what did I do?
With my friend the white crocodile
from the New York sewers
we went to the ER
to visit some friends
who were there to have stuff removed from their bodies, such as
oranges, bottles, door handles, doors,
dogs, worlds, until at some point,
guess who's there?
I can't believe it!
My favorite plastic surgeon in the ER!
What a day! What a day!
1. Correct Italian spelling: cugino; "cuggino" gives the idea of how the word is pronounced in Southern Italy 2. First half of a Sicilian expletive, something like "What the..." 3. Verb construction common in some dialects of Southern Italy 4. also: sought-after 5. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sceneggiata 6. Italian anarchist: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pietro_Valpreda 7. same construction as before 8. Urban legend: allegedly, a shipment of dracaena plants sold in Italy was infested with deadly spiders