They call me Ferda Šiška at home
Because I'm smart just when you look at me
And when someone doesn't know something
Or when someone can't do something
They come to me and I find it in books
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
They come to me and I find it in books
One day my friend told me in the bar
That I can go to "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" with my head
Why not, I told myself
Železný* has got a lot of money
And I can look to the face of Čech**
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
And I can look to the face of Čech
I got myself to the bunch of candidates
No one knows how nervous I am
I saw it all in brown
So I pressed A B C D
And fuck, they are dragging me to the table
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
And fuck, they are dragging me to the table
Čech started it with a little interview
Where do I work, if I smoke and what I drink
So I told what I told
I evidently scared him
And the lights started to shine in the studio
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
And the lights started to shine in the studio
The first question is what is ukulele
I must confess, I was so scared I almost shit myself
I bent my head
So I won't screw it
I said: I would like to call my friend
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
I said: I would like to call my friend
Lojza's voice was so sleepy
I guess they were drinking through the whole shift
I could hear him breathing
But thirty seconds of silence
That's when your friend got drunk
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
That's when your friend got drunk
My wife was crazy at home
People were biting TVs
There was nothing to be happy about
So fifty fifty
So I will know if the right answer is that Bulgarian mountains
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
So I will know if the right answer is that Bulgarian mountains
And it shines brightly on that computer
It's A: rare meadow flower
Or B: stringed instrument
There are Crowns*** in game, shit
And I'm screwed like in the beginning
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
And I'm screwed like in the beginning
Čech was waving with his numbers
So I told myself "Franta, drink and think"
So whatever
Turn to the audience
They were just sitting here and they paid a lot of money
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
They were just sitting here and they paid a lot of money
I was curious what the audience will choose
Because in the audience there can sit idiots
Ninety percent for B
But it wasn't enough
Because what is not a hundred percent is pissing me off
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Because what is not a hundred percent is pissing me off
Luckily I'm not the man who runs from the fight
I told "Mister Čech, let's risk"
I was shitting myself
But Čech yelled: "Yes
You are right, it's an instrument of a musician."
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
I was right, it was an instrument of a musician
People was clapping because it was a success
They made two Mexican waves from happiness
And I, who has a modest heart
Like everyone from Dolní Lomná****
Was happy, because I fulfilled my task
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Was happy, because I fulfilled my task
Mister Čech, I wouldn't want to pull the string
I'm ending the game and taking a thousad crowns
Čech just caught the table
His eyebrows fell down
And all blue he was sliding to the floor
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
And all blue he was sliding to the floor
The first class to the Ostrava Intercity
I'm relaxing in the buffet car
And that hundred crowns left
Will be a donation for the poor ones
Because Ostrava is a peculiar region
And that hundred crowns left
Will be a donation for the poor ones
Because Ostrava is a peculiar region