I’ve got a mighty mick
A cosh in a sheath
And when you shake it
It squirts
I’ve got a mighty mick
Like a bamboo in a thicket
Which thrusts
I’ve got a mighty mick
A cosh in a sheath
And when you shake it
It squirts
I’ve got a mighty mick
Four foot six inches long
Which gives blondes and redheads
A fright
I’ve got a mighty mick
A cosh in a sheath
And when you shake it
It squirts
I’ve got a mighty mick
And a pair of grapefruit
And in front of everyone
I thrust