Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali lyrics

[Michael Jordan]

Why don't you dodge this battle like you did Vietnam?

'Cause you got as much chance of beating me as LeBron

I'm a flying machine, like the world has never seen

You can fight one man? I can drive through a whole team

I choke a dope with his own jump rope

You'll get smoked when I flow, you Kentucky-fried joke

Used to float like a butterfly, sting like a bee

Now you double dribble balls that nobody can see!

[Muhammad Ali]

Oooh, here comes Jordan, big tongue wobbling

Flying through the air like a big dumb goblin

You're the only Bull that's uglier than Rodman

Messing with me is gambling: you got a problem

Your whole basketball career turned whack

When you came back a Wizard like Gandalf the Black

You should've kept your ugly sneakers packed up on a shelf

Stick to golf, you can keep the ball to yourself

Oooh, I'm so pretty, my hands are so fast

I'll whup your face back to your Hitler mustache

Now your daddy got killed, and I feel for your family

But your baseball career? Now that was a tragedy!

[Michael Jordan]

Man, you make me sick, but I'm better with the flu

You should let the Fresh Prince do your rapping for you! (Swish!)

I would pass the mic to Pippen, but I'm not done scoring

Stay all up in your grill like my name was George Foreman!

[Muhammad Ali]

I saw you slapping Reggie Miller, boy, what's wrong with you?

You fight like the little girls who make your Nike shoes

McDonald's and underpants as corporate backers

You stay at the Ritz 'cause you sold out to crackers!

[Michael Jordan]

So Cassius wants to talk about cashing checks?

I'll school you through your bug spray

Off your Broadway play, over the Japanese dude sitting on your face

Hit nothing but net! You ain't seen nothing yet

Man, you needed a movement 'cause you're so full of shit

I'm a better athlete and a better MC

Battle me two more times, watch me get a three-peat!

[Muhammad Ali]

Beep beep! Why don't you back up that trash?

I'll leave you like Liston: flat on your ass

You need to bounce back to North Carolina, kid

'Cause your rapping sucks more than Space Jam did!