Mi novia se llama Queca [English translation]

My girlfriend is called Queca

and Gada is her last name

pronouncing it non-stop

I think is a hassle 1

but what irritates me

and increases my misfortune

is my last name Verdura

imagine the joke

of calling herself married

Queca Gada de Verdura 2

I'm seeing a lawyer

who's leaving me broke

to fix this thing

of bad thought names

I have a kilo wasted

in lots of papers

and this idiotic doctor

wants to call me Tocino

and to call my wife

Queca Gada de Tocino 3

I changed my last name again

and we broke the engagement

but soon luck wanted

to fall in love again

and without asking anything

I married like a stupid

and the patience explodes me

because my wife is now

the sweet and beautiful Mrs

Conche Tina de Ricota 4

1. "Que cagada" means "what a crappy"2. "What a crappy vegetable"3. "What a crappy bacon"4. "Cunt of Ricota"