“It’s really blood, it isn’t Merthiolate”
And everybody wants to see
And comment on the big news
“It’s so exciting, a real accident”
Everybody is satisfied
With the success of the disaster:
It will be on the television
“Please, hold on a moment.
No card, no appointment -
Employment record card, yes sir.
Watch the mess: make a line, please.
Everybody with their documents
Those who don’t have a pass don’t have an appointment.
I’m so sorry, but it’s pass my working time.
I understand your problem, but I can’t fix it.
It’s against the rules, it’s right here, you can see.
Orders are orders.
Anyway, we already have your file.
We just need your residence receipt.
To clean all this blood, I called the maid -
And I’ll be on my way now or I’ll lose the soap opera
And I don’t want to be screwed”