I have to ask you cause I really love you
I'm not gay, I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole
But where did you find that stuck up gal,
That doesn't get our joking around
Courteous over the top, like Ivo Josipović1
You order just a small beer
The more I look at you, the more I believe
It's not even you, but some alien
Who went up your ass while you stared at her
And step by step it fucked up your joke-center
She dribbles you like Messi
You wag your tail like Lassie
Tell me where's our place in all that
I have to ask you cause I really love you
I'm not gay, I wouldn't touch you with a barge pole
But where did you find that stuck up gal,
That doesn't get our joking around
I get it, years got the better of you, and washed up dreams
All the long relationships suck at the end
And now under pressure from the people around
You use first person plural
We'll do this, we'll do that
We plan, choosing just now
We'll do this, we'll do that
She dribbles you like Messi
You wag your tail like Lassie
Tell me where we are in this story
1. ex-president of Croatia, very polite