Merry Trishmas lyrics

[Hook]

So get that rock from your man and have a merry Trishmas

Merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas

Get that money from your parents, have a merry Trishmas

Merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas

Eat all the candy, don't share any money

Have a merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas

[Verse 1]

Trisha says this holiday

Is for you and you alone

Trisha says, this holiday

Go and get that brand new phone

Oh, so selfish, making this Trishmas

Better than Heaven

Heaven is a place we go when we die

So spend all your money, don't ask why

I'm your angel Trisha, see my pretty wings

So let's celebrate and buy nice things

[Hook]

[Verse 2]

Trisha says, this holiday

Go and be a superficial fat chick

Trisha says, this holiday

Eat all the turkey, making out with St. Nick

Be a lazy bitch, Trishmas is for you and you and me

O-M-Jesus! Love you Jesus, seriously!

Heaven is a place we go when we die

So spend all your money, don't ask why

For Jesus loves you while he's loving me

Trishmas is the greediness we need

[Extended Hook]

So get that rock from your man and have a merry Trishmas

Merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas

Get that money from your parents, have a merry Trishmas

Merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas

Eat all the candy, don't share any money

Just eat all the candy, don't share any money

Have a merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas

A merry Trishmas, a merry Trishmas

Muah!