They always nag about alcohol
They say it's something that our bodies can't tolerate
But hooch is bloody health itself
And if our livers stop working
We'll go to the US and have them fixed
More hooch, more hooch
More hooch, more hooch
If we pass out somewhere we'll get a free ambulance ride
More hooch
When Friday comes we drink like bloody pigs
And when we start to puke, the party kicks ass
'Cause hooch rinses our organs
And if somebody passes out and loses his senses
The social service will pay for the ambulance
More hooch, more hooch
More hooch, more hooch
If we happen to die we'll get a free stone and grave
More hooch
Being wasted is so fucking sweet
It doesn't hurt to fall
'Cause hooch can be drunk for years
And if our brains shrink and get smaller
One can always get a computer memory
More hooch, more hooch
More hooch, more hooch
If we happen to die we'll get a free stone and grave
More hooch
More hooch, more hooch
More hooch, more hooch
If we pass out somewhere we'll get a free ambulance ride
More hooch
Drinking's awesome, boys!