Meow lyrics

[Verse 1: Todrick Hall]

Yo, I was bored in the house just minding my business

So I put on Netflix and what did I witness

Yo, I haven't seen nothing crazy like that

Since Luka Magnotta in Don't Fuck With Cats

And I don't even know why I was being a wuss

I never seen a gay man with a passion for puss

So I said thank you, coronavirus

For giving us the gay Billy Ray Cyrus

Anyway

It was hypnotic, it was exotic

And when Carole killed her husband it was ironic

Send me iconic

But it's like comic

And when Joe and John were kissing it was like vomit

Got a whole lotta guns with a lot o' bullets

Take a whole lotta ego to rock a mullet

Got a 4-toothed husband with a sex bod

Is he a hillbilly or a sex god?

[Pre-Hook: Todrick Hall]

What the fuck am I even watching?

Don't wanna finish but I just can't stop it

Am I obsessed with this crazy white man

And oh shit! Did that tiger just eat his fucking head?

[Hook: Todrick Hall]

Here pussy, pussy, pussy

Purr, pussy, purr, pussy, fur

Pussy, scratch, scratch, scratch

Pussy, meow (x4)

[Verse 2: Rhea Litré]

When you meet Carole Baskin you'll be askin'

What's the last thing her rich hubby saw

Was it a pretty little chica from Costa Rica

Or was it just a tiger claw

She'll take the money and say

His mama not gon' get paid

She thought that she'd get away

But then they opened the case

Damn, lock her up, cuz she gon' bite

That bitch Carole Baskin, not tonight

Love a girl lickin' on a tiger bone

It's your quarantine queen so stay at home

Kitty needs a rescue, PETA be damned

Don't misgender Saff, baby daddy is a trans man

Guess Joe's done with the guns

Singing in a cage, now that should be fun

Carole is Baskin under the sun

She got 99 tigers fed her husband to one

[Pre-Hook: Todrick Hall]

What the fuck am I even watching?

Don't wanna finish but I just can't stop it

Am I obsessed with this crazy white man

And oh shit! Did that tiger just eat his fucking head?

[Hook: Rhea Litré]

Here pussy, pussy, pussy

Purr, pussy, purr, pussy, fur

Pussy, scratch, scratch, scratch

Pussy, meow (x4)

[Outro: Todrick Hall & Rhea Litré]

One tooth, two teeth, three teeth, four

John ain't missing teeth no more

Five teeth, six teeth, seven teeth, eight

Johnny had a dinner date

One tooth, two teeth, three teeth, four

John ain't missing teeth no more

Five teeth, six teeth, seven teeth, eight

Johnny had a dinner date