Меня заказали [Menya zakazali] [English translation]

I was invited to perform at a dinner today,

The car is served, and I'm on my way,

Going according set course to meet with you,

Guys with a good taste, guys with big money.

I'm expected everywhere,

I'm proposed as a main dish,

At the end of concert is my well-planned entrance,

After the dessert, before the striptease.

I was invited, and it's all without fraud,

In the Grand hall the tables are served,

Wine glasses and ladies, smiles and toasts

with "It's all very simple" and "The Sunny Island".

Boxers in anger don't feel the pain,

I wanted to become a bone in their throats.

But the bone was swallowed, it was small, I confess,

And the bill is paid, and I smile.

I was invited to play and I was bought for a soiree,

I was totally licked and nearly killed.

I was saved only by a miracle, by a very little thing,

I haven't been fully eaten, and something is left of me.