Sit next to me
I'll tell you something
You're thirsty, I see
I'm opening a bottle of vine
Listen...
You may not be weak
But if a blade pierces your heart
You won't feel any better
When a bomb explodes in your car
Sure, you're strong, I know
But with an axe buried in your head
Or facing a barrel hole
Money won't help you anymore and
All your wealth is in vain
If those in heaven vote you down
If the die is cast
And you're buried beneath the earth
You won't make any use of your lawyer
Who protects you from the law
Noone is bulletproof here
And if the safety net is tearing apart
At the end of the deadly jump you'll be on TV Otherworld
You'll be on the news
You'll fill the media
Anyone wanting to get to hell
Just take the second door on the left
But if you already paid a trip
To St Peter Isles
Heavenly Tours will provide
The very best service
And...
You may not be a coward and
You might become the last man standing
But what good is life
If you need to run while living it
And even if you're as courageous
As a Roman gladiator
Who is harder than a rock
A spark might still suffice
At the end of a fuse and
You'll be on TV Otherworld
You'll be on the news
You'll fill the media
Anyone wanting to get to hell
Just take the second door on the left
But if you already paid a trip
To St Peter Isles
Heavenly Tours will provide
The very best service
Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter
Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter
Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door should I enter
Our Father in heav'n, just tell me
And people just keep wondering
About money having become God
New banks are opened every day and
Ranks are determined by
How cool your car is
And how big the tits of your woman are and
How much you can turn up
The volume in your car
The volume in your car
A-a-a...
You'll be on the news
You'll fill the media
Anyone wanting to get to hell
Just take the second door to the left
But if you already paid a trip
To St Peter Isles
Heavenly Tours will provide
The very best service
Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter
Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter
Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door should I enter
Our Father in heav'n, just tell me
Yeah
Sit next to me
I'll tell you something...