Mennyország tourist [English translation]

Sit next to me

I'll tell you something

You're thirsty, I see

I'm opening a bottle of vine

Listen...

You may not be weak

But if a blade pierces your heart

You won't feel any better

When a bomb explodes in your car

Sure, you're strong, I know

But with an axe buried in your head

Or facing a barrel hole

Money won't help you anymore and

All your wealth is in vain

If those in heaven vote you down

If the die is cast

And you're buried beneath the earth

You won't make any use of your lawyer

Who protects you from the law

Noone is bulletproof here

And if the safety net is tearing apart

At the end of the deadly jump you'll be on TV Otherworld

You'll be on the news

You'll fill the media

Anyone wanting to get to hell

Just take the second door on the left

But if you already paid a trip

To St Peter Isles

Heavenly Tours will provide

The very best service

And...

You may not be a coward and

You might become the last man standing

But what good is life

If you need to run while living it

And even if you're as courageous

As a Roman gladiator

Who is harder than a rock

A spark might still suffice

At the end of a fuse and

You'll be on TV Otherworld

You'll be on the news

You'll fill the media

Anyone wanting to get to hell

Just take the second door on the left

But if you already paid a trip

To St Peter Isles

Heavenly Tours will provide

The very best service

Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter

Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter

Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door should I enter

Our Father in heav'n, just tell me

And people just keep wondering

About money having become God

New banks are opened every day and

Ranks are determined by

How cool your car is

And how big the tits of your woman are and

How much you can turn up

The volume in your car

The volume in your car

A-a-a...

You'll be on the news

You'll fill the media

Anyone wanting to get to hell

Just take the second door to the left

But if you already paid a trip

To St Peter Isles

Heavenly Tours will provide

The very best service

Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter

Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door to enter

Our Father in heav'n, tell me which door should I enter

Our Father in heav'n, just tell me

Yeah

Sit next to me

I'll tell you something...