(You're an idiot)
Okay
Here we go
Lindemaaaaan
On the lottery I won yesterday a hundred (hundred)
I got this, but where are my mittens (mittens)
Like a tsunami the alcohol is flowing
It's too late now to ask anyone to be quiet (goddamn)
At the preparty I'm playing Singstar with my nose on the top of the microphone
If I could live on beer I guess I'd never eat again
It's pointless to come and shout something to my ear
I'm so drunk
I need two guys to walk me and one to translate
The upstairs neighbors are pissed off
I don't get why, we just got started
This is how we always do
I'm gonna go and buy a bottle of Smirnoff
It takes 15 minutes and we're jumping on the couches
This is how we always do
And the people are like goddamn Lindemans
(Goddamn Lindemans)
(Goddamn Lindemans)
The song made it to the first place
You can't believe it's true
Social media's current super newcomer, Overchkin
I know many guys that are working like crazy
My snapchat 70k, growing 3k a week
White wine and Fisherman from the counter
Then writing a song about that, sorry Chisu
And the top of that a bad intoxication
I'm not the king of social media, I'm the god of it
The upstairs neighbors are pissed off
I don't get why, we just got started
This is how we always do
I'm gonna go and buy a bottle of Smirnoff
It takes 15 minutes and we're jumping on the couches
This is how we always do
And the people are like goddamn Lindemans
(Goddamn Lindemans)
(Goddamn Lindemans)
Now when there's no pressure, there's nothing in in my head
Not thirsty for the hype, I just want more beer
The boys are thinking what to do, how to get women quickly
I'll get married with Selena to get more hype on social media
I'm gonna go and buy a bottle of Smirnoff
It takes 15 minutes and we're jumping on the couches
This is how we always do
And the people are like goddamn Lindemans
(Goddamn Lindemans)
(Goddamn Lindemans)