I can only afford a black cup of coffee
But cocaine is what's trendy right now
Designer shoes and handbag dogs
They're being dragged away in handcuffs now
Baker, baker, baker's children1
Flour from the grinder of sweets
Don't eat too much cake
The white powder isn't for me, I kill time with bear
Headache, proletarian pain in my head
Saturday and sunday morning from yesterdays event
I think I know what's wrong
[I] should've learned to bang bang bang the speakers2
Like hell
Goddammit
I can only afford a black cup of coffee
Like hell
Goddammit
But cocaine is what's trendy right now
Like hell
Goddammit
I can only afford a black cup of coffee
Like hell
Goddammit
They're being dragged away in handcuffs now
My happy nights are in the sign of love
Cupid's arrows usually fall off the day after
[There's] no lack of goods under the dress
Keep in mind that I'm not even a celebrity yet
Society isn't sexist
Anal bleaching is big business
You turned out that way by being shaped and molded
MTV taught me to say bitch hoe
No buddy, you didn't hear me wrong
I've stretched for 10 years, you can call it foreplay
You better stay in the shadow 'cause I'm too hot
Oh my god, I'm probably boiled with birch tree firewood
I'll be damned
Here comes the rush
Dad's in the house
Hide the candles
[I] don't hit girls, my mother raised me well
But a small exception for rap dudes
Your gate, apparently
Are we doing rap or telemarketing
Listen up and maybe you'll get a clue
You have to answer for rapping like a pussy
Are you one of those, fuck you
Suck on this like Janne Huokko3
1. This is most likely a reference to the idiom "bjuda bagarbarn bröd", "give bread to the baker's children", which means to give someone something which he or she already has plenty of2. I.e. headbanging by the speakers3. A swedish hockey player