Tonight I'll tie my shoes
Watch carefully! I'll show you how I do it
First bunny-ears, then around
Through the loop, with a swing
But you don't learn how to tie your shoes by yourself
Practice creates masters
I can be a bow-tie master too
Be careful! Otherwise you'll tie a knot
It doesn't work, no, my fingers are too small
No, no, no, no, my fingers are too small
No, no, no, no, my fingers are too small
Tonight I'll tie my shoes
Watch carefully! I'll show you how I do it
Anyone can do it but me
It's not that hard, but I don't get it
Anyone can do it but me
It's not that hard, but I don't get it
How can this be?
These loops don't wanna get into my head
I can't do it, how can it be?
I'm starting an anti-shoelace club!
Throw everything away and lock me up
Why is it so hard?
That couldn't have been it
I give up, or I die
It doesn't work, no, my fingers are too small
No, no, no, no, my fingers are too small
No, no, no, no, my fingers are too small
Tonight I'll tie my shoes
Watch carefully! I'll show you how I do it, yeah!
How can this be?
These loops don't wanna get into my head
I can't do it, how can it be?
I'm starting an anti-shoelace club!
Anyone can do it but me
It's not that hard, but I don't get it
My solution, if it has to last
The archenemy of grinding is the Velcro fastener
Velcro fastener, Velcro fastener
No, no, no, no, my fingers are too small
No, no, no, no, my fingers are too small
Tonight I'll tie my shoes
Watch carefully! I'll show you how I do it
Looks good and goes fast
There's nothing better right now
Velcro fastener
Out of fashion yesterday, in trend today
Put my sneakers on, even without a bow it stays on my leg
My fingers are too small