We'd only seen each other for a short time
you also immediately wanted to go dancing with me
I also found you straight away terribly nice
Because you grabbed me right under my jacket
But I never would have imagined
that you could have stolen my wallet
I found you so enticing
& anyway not dumb
my heavy head in the morning
also asked me why
How could a girl confuse me so much
How could I be so terribly mistaken?
Now you have my chequebook
& ID card
& I go running to the police – such a s**t!
The door rings & to me it's clear
that it's the detective superintendent
I open the door - & I can't believe it
there you stand with a smiling face
I never would have thought that
you brought my wallet back
& I find you so enticing
& anyway so great
you said I lost it because I was drunk
Now you bring my ID card
& likewise my chequebook
& I say sorry, & fling my arms around your neck