Mein Portemonnaie [English translation]

We'd only seen each other for a short time

you also immediately wanted to go dancing with me

I also found you straight away terribly nice

Because you grabbed me right under my jacket

But I never would have imagined

that you could have stolen my wallet

I found you so enticing

& anyway not dumb

my heavy head in the morning

also asked me why

How could a girl confuse me so much

How could I be so terribly mistaken?

Now you have my chequebook

& ID card

& I go running to the police – such a s**t!

The door rings & to me it's clear

that it's the detective superintendent

I open the door - & I can't believe it

there you stand with a smiling face

I never would have thought that

you brought my wallet back

& I find you so enticing

& anyway so great

you said I lost it because I was drunk

Now you bring my ID card

& likewise my chequebook

& I say sorry, & fling my arms around your neck