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My boyfriend's broken up with me
Oh, I can't stand him anymore
Finally free again
Shouldn't I be envied?
He thinks I'm sitting alone at home - No, no, no, no
He thinks I'm crying my eyes out - No, no, no, no
He thinks my life is destroyed and I don't know who I am
But I'm out and about again, things aren't so bad
He's so mean
In the end, I could never be so happy with him
He thinks I'm having bad dreams and I only talk about him to everyone
If he only knew how determined I am again
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He thinks I'm sitting by the phone - No, no, no, no
He thinks I was waiting for his reaction - No, no, no, no
He thinks my life is destroyed, I'm just lying around
My ex-boyfriend is, on closer consideration, really stupid
He's so mean
He's not so great but he imagines that he is
I'll pull myself together, won't run after him
Oh man! Boys are devious, cowardly and weird
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