Recently I've been doing 120
riding about on my bike
& as always could only hope
the police don't pull me over
Because then I would have to pay a fine
& be led to the interrogation
& my poor little bike
would stand alone in front of the door
Oh how I love my bike
Why - that I don't exactly know
I will be faithful to my bike
In contrast to my wife
I will never leave it
I will never go from it
Because we fly as if on clouds
Since we understand each other so well
Every bogey drives an Opel
Every monkey drives a Ford
Every buffoon drives a Porsche
Every a**e an Audi Sport
Every nutter drives a Manta
Every fool a Jaguar
Only connoisseurs ride a bike
& always get there more quickly
my bike is not purple
because that doesn't turn me on at all
it's also not brown
because I can't stand brown
No - I've had it painted blue
from the saddle to the innertube
& I think that says it appropriately
as I'm also sometimes blue