Me amo [English translation]

I love my looks

of a man that is so perfect.

I'm the biggest thing that there is.

I don't take advice

from the wise or the old.

My only rival is the mirror.

To the moon I would like to go

to see how the earth looks without me.

I love me, like earth loves the sun.

I love me, I'm just like Narcissus.

I love me, I drew a heart that says "me and me".

I love me.

I have so many girls,

beautiful and rich,

but none of them deserves me.

That's why I'm not leaving broken hearts,

I masturbate looking to my picture.

And even though I don't believe in any deity

I pray for reincarnation not to be real.

I love me, like earth loves the sun.

I love me, I'm just like Narcissus.

I love me, I drew a heart that says "me and me".

I love me.

I only get along with myself.

I'm the center of the world.

I talk a lot about my own life

and when they talk to me, I never listen.

I'm part of my own cult.

I'm my perfect other half.

And yes, this is how I am.

I propose a toast on my honour.