Mauvaise foi nocturne [English translation]

Yes, who is it there?

Fatal, it's Vitoo "open" me (not sure about this)

Are you ok Vitoo? You are in a strange mood. What's wrong? You have well showed (or something)

No, i am not ok.

Well tell me, come on, what's wrong? Don't make your ****...

Fatal, sit down, i need to talk to you

I passed my night with drinking

Fatal, i don't feel it, i don't know, she doubts about me

But Vitoo, stop, you know your girl loves you, your girl has said to me:

You know with Vitoo the trust reigns/rules and it''s my little ...

You don't have to be in panic i swear

Your girl is cool, your girl is ok

Vitoo, you ........., she doubts about nothing, she's very stupid

No, but what do you know

Two months ago she scared me very much

Ah well?

She checked my messages every fifteen minutes

Change your PIN-code!

She has infiltrated my answerphone

my girlfriend has become another woman yes!

But are you sure? Have you proved it three times?

She becomes strange

every night she lets me be followed by her brother Denis

who has even planned to break my face at tuesday

there does the fear come from, a real nightmare

I am really scared for here, tonight i sleep in the hotel!

She is next to the sheet, you ................... (no idea, this is slang)

All strange tricks, plans a 3, and bimbo's what!

All tall stories for your 5 a 7 ........

You have a python in ....., Vitoo, you are a good ...

I love you me

And bah then he says that!

I'm sorry

Ok, it's good like that!

This has happend about 16 times

Euh no he doesn't say that!

But I don't know if i assume to only sleep with her (and with noone else)

Ok don't lose your head

Give me the keys, tonight we are going to party

*****, i don't believe, slap me

Like she has scratched your "BM", she has burst your "BM"

She has even crapped at the bench seat of "BM"

while *****, she's mine!

I'm sorry....

But why she has busted my box (or something)

I can't

You can't tell her what?

That she was yours

Finally me, i had borrowed her, as you saw!

I didn't want to assume here to go out en 4L

Come let's go

But why?

Because she is going to reimbourse me that, it's misled

I don't know that

You have to tell here about that!

I have the puke there

And bah open the can of drink with gloves then!

I wouldn't have to be obliged to tempte the seafruits in the cocktail!

Come on tape! No tape i say you!

[Girlfriend of Vitoo] Yep 12 seconds, i am coming

Come on come on

But what have you done?

Why all this violence and no part of it that i've done?

Yes, say her!

I swear that this girl i don't know that she pisses of with me

Huh?

In every case, i am not there, or well , it wasn't me

That's not true!

Because i left out my dog

Oh la la!

Your dog is already dead for 3 years, come on

Well no, because in fact she is left out because...

But close your head my boy!

and your Mere Theresa you like, be calm

You are tense like a string. Ah bust a slap what!

BM is mine!

and you didn't know it, but i have given here to my mum

so close your head as well

.......................................

Your mean sluices come on, look to them for your mum

Oh...why are you beating me, but that doesnt go?

You don't have a lass, are you a ninja or what?

*****, come, i have seen them, we break up here, come VItoo

Hurry op

Give me the keys of the box

open me

look we will be safe

you know i am scared

does she do free fight or what?

she would even be able to kill me with her kisses

no but she dreams

she wants me to do the

she wants that i put the trashcans outside

but what am i doing with here!

But what do you do with her, you have seen?

But what do you do with her,

tac bang bang lève les bras lève les bras yeah yeah pump it up !

[Vitoo] Oh qu’est-ce tu fais là ? O what are you doing now?

enculer toi !

It's right, it's not me who has to support his copins

Watch out the way, the .... in the kitchen

Bah yep she pisses with the door open, she doesn;t shave her under her arms

Yep but the girls, that's also what Vitoo is worried about

Watch me with all the women that i met

i couldn't anymore

and after love is ....

i made a cross at the little arses

because it was me the .... the most ... of Panam

My ex ended up stoned, i had to call the social..

my live, it was of jumping the ... of Paris

and pee in the heap, you know it yourself a good dressed packet

but look to me now, i have raisen again my fly up trousers

sex is the only thing there is in life, Vitoo, ....

But what ...

You mean that you are more a guy and that you walk right?

Stop it!

That you stay with your self the night when she isn't there?

Yes, of course!

And your third arm?

What?

Since when it isn't she who makes the law in your life?

Stop, what are you doing there?

Are you sure to be loyal?

Yes ofcourse!

Can i consult your mails?

Yep!

And your extern harddisk?

Likewise!

to search your Bluetooth?

click on your mother card?

Dismantle your webcam?

To come back in your minitel?

If you're sure,

Yes bah what bah what?!

So give me your phone, we lissen your answerphone and we'll see

But stop it, you are tired you have hate,

give me my phone back, what are you doing?

i will do it for you,

Hey but stop, you cant ... people like that!

Your number my boy

Hang up, hang up!

I am going to do it for you

lacrimogène, attention !

“Ouais vous êtes bien sur le répondeur de Mika, lachez un message après le bip

sonore, parce que si vous le laissez avant, bah ça marche pas...”

“Composez votre code secret et et terminez par touze”

[Vitoo] Touze !

“Vous avez 2600 nouveaux messages, pensez à archiver ”

“Reçu hier à 22H51 : Ouais c’est Profanation Fonky, bien ou bien ?…”

“Reçu hier à 22H61 : Ouais bébé, c’est la maman de Vito, ça fait une heure, tu

me manques déjà. Tu me manques, tu me manques !

Oh là là qu’est-ce que tu m’as mis ! Vivement demain ! ,Gros bisous où tu

Oh la la, what have you send me! Greatly tomorrow! Big kisses where you know..."

So that's good? Are you ok, are you calmed down? Are you going to close your mouth?

Fatal be ready i have to talk to you

You are going to pass your life in black

Parce que je vais te crever les yeux !!!