Мастурбация [Masturbatsia] [English translation]

All my life i've been single

Had no luck with women

And my naughty brother, on the other side of the wall

is shagging his wife

For whole nights on end

They're going at it

Groaning like goats

That all the walls are trembling

My brother is healthy like a bull

He weighs 115kilos (1)

And is banging his wife

All night, like a horny toad (1a)

Alas, the walls are so thin

Everything can be heard through them

Whoever built them

Must've been a complete asshole (2)

(REF)

Yuck, If only I had a wife

I'd breed her until she dies

But for the time being i'll have to make do with:

Masturbation

(SOLO)

All night the bed is creaking

Yet I need sleep so bad

She's squeezing his junk with her hand

As though he's laying with the holy mother

Alas, faithful hand

Save this poor fool

And substitute my wife

Cause I don't yet have one

(REF)

(SOLO)

I'm lieing there like a moron

While they now fell asleep

And I'm satisfied for now

Being by myself alone

Tomorrow, just you wait!

I'll bring a hooker along

And have such raunchy sex

That it'll drive them crazy

(REF)