All my life i've been single
Had no luck with women
And my naughty brother, on the other side of the wall
is shagging his wife
For whole nights on end
They're going at it
Groaning like goats
That all the walls are trembling
My brother is healthy like a bull
He weighs 115kilos (1)
And is banging his wife
All night, like a horny toad (1a)
Alas, the walls are so thin
Everything can be heard through them
Whoever built them
Must've been a complete asshole (2)
(REF)
Yuck, If only I had a wife
I'd breed her until she dies
But for the time being i'll have to make do with:
Masturbation
(SOLO)
All night the bed is creaking
Yet I need sleep so bad
She's squeezing his junk with her hand
As though he's laying with the holy mother
Alas, faithful hand
Save this poor fool
And substitute my wife
Cause I don't yet have one
(REF)
(SOLO)
I'm lieing there like a moron
While they now fell asleep
And I'm satisfied for now
Being by myself alone
Tomorrow, just you wait!
I'll bring a hooker along
And have such raunchy sex
That it'll drive them crazy
(REF)