Mary Jane Holland lyrics

Lady of the 'Dam

Won't be a slave to the blonde

Or the culture of the popular

She won't, she won't!

Sing at you, I'll

Fly under radar tonight

Make deals with every devil in sight

I will, I will!

‘Cuz I love, love, ‘cuz I love, love

You better than, you better than

My darkest sin

Russian hookers, and cheap gin

I think that I could be fine

If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I think we'd have a good time

If you'd meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary!

Jane!

Holland! Whooh-Whooo!

Mary!

Jane!

Holland! (Puff in, puff out!)

I don't like to boast

But our truffles are the most

Mad-magical in Amsterdam

She won't, she won't!

So if you have fear, Apollo

Sit on my lyre, and

Play him like a piano, man

(I will, I will)

‘Cuz I love, love, ‘cuz I love, love

You better than, you better than

My darkest sin

Russian hookers, and cheap gin

I think that I could be fine

If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I think we'd have a good time

If you'd meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary!

Jane!

Holland! Whooh-Whooo!

Mary!

Jane!

Holland! (Puff in, puff out!)

I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess

But it's alright, because

I am rich as piss

When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth

The grass eats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout

Introducing, ladies and gentleman… Mary Jane Holland!

I think that I could be fine

If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I think we'd have a good time

If you'd meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary!

Jane!

Holland! Whooh-Whooo!

Mary!

Jane!

Holland! (Puff in, puff out!)

Mary!

Jane!

Holland! Whooh-Whooo!

Mary!

Jane!

Holland! (Puff in, puff out!)