Lady of the 'Dam
Won't be a slave to the blonde
Or the culture of the popular
She won't, she won't!
Sing at you, I'll
Fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight
I will, I will!
‘Cuz I love, love, ‘cuz I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin
Russian hookers, and cheap gin
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight
Mary!
Jane!
Holland! Whooh-Whooo!
Mary!
Jane!
Holland! (Puff in, puff out!)
I don't like to boast
But our truffles are the most
Mad-magical in Amsterdam
She won't, she won't!
So if you have fear, Apollo
Sit on my lyre, and
Play him like a piano, man
(I will, I will)
‘Cuz I love, love, ‘cuz I love, love
You better than, you better than
My darkest sin
Russian hookers, and cheap gin
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight
Mary!
Jane!
Holland! Whooh-Whooo!
Mary!
Jane!
Holland! (Puff in, puff out!)
I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright, because
I am rich as piss
When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth
The grass eats up my insides and my brunette starts to sprout
Introducing, ladies and gentleman… Mary Jane Holland!
I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight
Mary!
Jane!
Holland! Whooh-Whooo!
Mary!
Jane!
Holland! (Puff in, puff out!)
Mary!
Jane!
Holland! Whooh-Whooo!
Mary!
Jane!
Holland! (Puff in, puff out!)