[MARVIN]
Hello, Trina, thank you for sending this
Goodness, Trina, I am relieved
Frankly, Trina, nice of you sending this
Thank you, Trina, I have received
Your new-sent wedding invitations!
They are
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, & JASON]
Pseudo-romantic and sick!
[MARVIN]
You say you'll
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, & JASON]
Love him until you both die!
[MARVIN]
You die on
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, & JASON]
May 27th at eight!
[WHIZZER]
He has lost his mind
Marvin is not so uncouth
Marvin is not so unkind
[TRINA]
Mendel plans to rub my back
Mendel's not a maniac
And he's sweet
And he's warm
And he loves me so
[MARVIN]
Tell me, Trina, what was the impetus?
Sorry, Trina, look in my eyes
Really, Trina, this is ridiculous
Jesus, Trina, how I despise
Your need for stupid conversation!
You are
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, & JASON]
Trying to ruin my sleep!
[MARVIN]
I'm sure you
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, & JASON]
Chose him to make me look bad!
[MARVIN]
How could you
[MARVIN, WHIZZER, MENDEL, & JASON]
Ever deny what we had?
[TRINA & WHIZZER]
We had fights and games
Marvin called us funny names
Marvin always played the clown
[MENDEL]
Marvin acts like he's untrained
Marvin, I am so ashamed
[TRINA & WHIZZER]
And he's sweet
And he's mean
[WHIZZER]
Do I love him?
No
[MARVIN]
I am so dumb
[WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, & JASON]
Dumb
Dumb
Dumb!
Dumb!
[MARVIN]
Why?