In front of the Almighty I swear that I saw
Tall ones , beautiful ones , ugly ones and twisted ones
Every harbor in the world has its Number One Hooker
The one that fines you for a hundred bucks per hour
There's always one to make your heart race
One that is sweeter and gentler than her counternuns
That tells you " It's okay " or sometimes " I love you "
One that promises you to wait for your return
But that isn't ashamed to go back to the street again
A Martinican gone to fuck
An Angolan gone to get stoned
A Thai made to slice
An exciting excited Mexican
In these brothels I can tell you that I loved
The damsels like the old toothless ones
As long as it breathes and it moves
And it makes me laugh , otherwise I give it a red card
But each time there is a little one who is unique
Whose eyes are larger than the sea and the sky
Who takes your whole head , just like a sun
Who makes a party of it , that never sleeps
Who gives you back your head while taking your money
An Armorican armoirised
A Brazilian lady whose name was Roger
A Sicilian who had no brothers
An Irish girl finished with beer
I banged so many in every country
That it seems like I am navigating Saint-Denis Street
Of all colours , of all races
There's little sisters who have left their mark on me
At each stopover Love is waiting for me
When I'm seduced , I'm not faking , I jump into it
As long as I can hold it , I am thinking too much
I am like a mutt , faithful unto death
To the tigress that takes care of my body
A German shepherdess who barked
A Portuguese one who was 60 years old
An Egyptian one who was searching
A venereal one who gives you the clap
Let's go to the islands , to the colonies
With a black babe I would repopulate the Antilles
Something catches fire whenever I go there
I would do anything for one of these ladies
Perhaps I would even stop to drink
Being a sailor and I would become a hardware store owner
To have only her as the sky of my isle
To tell her she's cute and that we'll be together forever
The brothel would be indefinitely forgotten
A Londoner who was all limp
And an absolutely stupid Tartar
A Swedish girl who was sweating hard
A Miss North Pole or a seal , I'm unsure
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A Martinican gone to fuck
An Angolan gone to get stoned
A Thai made to slice
An exciting excited Mexican
An Armorican armoirised
A Brazilian lady whose name was Roger
A Sicilian who had no brothers
An Irish girl finished with beer
A German shepherd lady woofing
A Portuguese one that was 60 years old
An Egyptian one that was searching
A venereal one who gives you syphilis
A Londoner who was all limp
And an absolutely stupid Tartar
A Swedish girl who was sweating hard
A Miss North Pole or a seal , I'm unsure