Marsh narkomanov [Марш Наркоманов] [Kolumbiiskaya narodnaya pesnya - Колумбийская Народная Песня] [English translation]

If here, early in the morning

You don't feel turned inside out

Your head is spinning and your eyes are twitching (1)

there's no point pulling over at the grocery store

Just light up your joints (2)

And take a little huff..

If you're on a cheating spree

Are boasting with bravado

And nothing's working out at all

There's no point in throwing some Validol (3)

Even tho you're mad as the devil

You'll need a powerful locomotive (3b)

(REF)

Let's get wasted, let's get wasted

Let's get wasted, let's get wasted, 'At Attention!' (4)

If you ran out of booze

Without resupply, what a shame

And the guests at your house are evil knuckleheads

But without guests you have no fun

Don't send your guests away:

Just offer them a puff one by one..

Suddenly everyone will be chill

Speaking in tongues

On many topics, like in a bazar

Everyone will quietly be sipping coffee

Nobody is going to leave

You'll have no more problem whatsoever

(REF)(2x)

Now if you'd gone to the pub instead

And the pub would have appeared to be not at all

In the condition you'd like to find it

With fights and brawling going on

And a specifically violent scuffle

Where bottles are broken over heads

You deal a blow to break his jaw

And immediately everyone understands you

And the chairs instantly fall to the floor

Cause a spliff is stuck in every mouth

And noone has any worries whatsoever

And this concludes the moral of the story (5)

(REF)(4x)

*cough* *cough* *cough*... don't smoke, guys !