"Love"
"Love" is what we read about in books, my dear
"Here comes the bride" is a lovely little ditty
But marrying for love is a foolish thing to do
'Cause love won't pay the mortgage
Or put porridge in the your bowl
Dearie
Marry the Mole
True, it's a fact that he's not exactly witty
He's blinder than a bat
But at least his eyes are blue
His breath may be alarming
But he's charming, for a troll
Dearie
Marry the Mole
Romeo and Juliet
Were very much in love when they were wed
They honoured every vow
So where are they now?
They're dead
Dead
Very very dead
Poor Thumbelina
Your brain's so itty bitty
I hate to seem a pest
But I know what's best for you
Just think of all the ways that you could decorate a hole
Take my advice
I'll bring the rice
Dearie
Marry the Mole
Marry the Mole
Marry that Mole
'M' is for Money
Oh!
L-E!