Marry the Mole [Finnish translation]

"Love"

"Love" is what we read about in books, my dear

"Here comes the bride" is a lovely little ditty

But marrying for love is a foolish thing to do

'Cause love won't pay the mortgage

Or put porridge in the your bowl

Dearie

Marry the Mole

True, it's a fact that he's not exactly witty

He's blinder than a bat

But at least his eyes are blue

His breath may be alarming

But he's charming, for a troll

Dearie

Marry the Mole

Romeo and Juliet

Were very much in love when they were wed

They honoured every vow

So where are they now?

They're dead

Dead

Very very dead

Poor Thumbelina

Your brain's so itty bitty

I hate to seem a pest

But I know what's best for you

Just think of all the ways that you could decorate a hole

Take my advice

I'll bring the rice

Dearie

Marry the Mole

Marry the Mole

Marry that Mole

'M' is for Money

Oh!

L-E!