Marriage Bureau Rendezvous lyrics

Well I've been looking after number one for too long

And it seemed that love was passing me by

So I thought I better do something about it

And that's why I'm sitting here looking cross the table at you

That's why I'm sitting here looking cross the table at you

Well a lonely man needs a marriage bureau

Where they sit you right down and you fill in a form

Would you like a blonde or a black or a blue rinse

Do you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tall

Do you like 'em small, love 'em slim long and tall

Oh no, too many questions

I'm looking for a girl like momma used to be

She's cooking up a dream,

She's baking ecstasy

Won't it be fine when I find her

Would I like to take her to a movie or the theater

Would I pick her up at home or would I like to meet her

Somewhere we could take a good look at each other

Smile and say hello or walk away

Smile and say hello or walk away

So I'm squeaky clean in and out of the bath

I never shaved so close before

I'm gonna put on a tie

I'm gonna shine up my shoes

I'm gonna slick back my hair

I've got nothing to lose

Oh, I'll be scenting so good

Like I'm drowning in a sea of cologne

(Hey) do you know you remind me of someone

(Ooh) but I'm here making eyes at you

And I think we're gonna say goodbye to the bureau

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Close the files, turn the page, start anew