I know a place you can get all you ask for
On the second floor of Mrs Love's Hair Salon
Say that you want everything at once
A double appointment till the clock says "ding dong"
Here there's something for every taste
You can get long legs, You can get broad or slender
If you go a little up in price you can get a bath
And go man on man. It comes highly recommended.
Welcome in, welcome in
You are mine, you are mine
You can get all or nothing
Welcome in, sweetheart
You'll see me in room number five-o-five
You'll see me in room number five-o-five
And I hope that you'll soon come here again
You'll see me in room number five-o-five
Welcome in, welcome in
You are mine, you are mine
You can get all or nothing
Welcome in, sweetheart