Манифест [Manifest] [English translation]

This is my canditates scenario,

Hear bourgeois, hear proletary -

"A barrel of vodka on every corner!

Say NO to work! Hail for booze!"

We'll plant marijuana in the flowerbeds,

There will be lectures about its usefulness in clubs,

Free marijuana ciggy for women and children,

For all the rest it will cost just five coins!

Chorus:

This is my Manifest!

I'm number one! I'm the best! - 2 times

Prostitutes will live in City Executive Committee building

Admission will be free 24/7.

We'll disband militia, guys,

We'll disband army - enjoy soldiers!

Instead of ORT1- box and basketball,

Instead of NTV2- hockey and football.

Everyone will get a baloon for free,

a candy-cock and keychain-flashlight!

Chorus:

We will open the doors into the psychiatric hospitals -

We will release the guys into the fields to frolic

All the fears will gone, all the phobias will dissapear,

That's all, my friends, no more homophobia!

Brothers are happy, sisters are happy.

Down with the institutes, departments, semesters.

Freedom, freedom, a golden key,

We have a cacti with no thorns!

Chorus x3 times

1. "Общественное Российское Телевидение" - "Public Television of Russia"2. Another russian telechannel