[PRINCE CHARMING]
The truth is that I was once bethrothed to
Someone that I completely loathed too
But I shall wed
Yes, I'll brighten this tragic scene up
When it's love, you don't need a pre-nup
I'm man's man, man
So instead of two people so ill-fated
You'll see two people so elated who can't wait to bed
Quick change of plan
I'll wed a soul-stirring, classic beauty
My heart's choice, to hell with duty
Long suffering and untiring
Kind and loving, awe-inspiring
Never boring, so adoring
Sweet, smart, dead pan, very tan man
[PRINCE CHARMING, spoken]
May I present, my betrothed
The love of my life
The Duc de Violette!
[STEPMOTHER]
You can't possibly let this happen!
It'll be the end of you!
Of Belleville!
[QUEEN]
On the contrary
This will be the making of Belleville
What could be better than one handsome king, but two?
I now declare Belleville "The City of Love"
Get that printed on the tea towels