Man’s Man lyrics

[QUEEN]

We have waited for your sainted brother long enough

Now it seems it's your turn, show you've got the stuff

Stalwart, brave and unafraid

Show us what you're made of

Let the memory of Prince Charming fade, although that's tough

Even so, my God, that boy was buff, oh

Mark my word there's no one before or since

Who is the equal of our sweet prince

[HUNKS]

True, what a man's man, man

[QUEEN]

Rest assured, my boy was in peak condition

He could best any competition, not a flash in the pan

He was the real Prince Charming, 'twas impossible to dislike him

Even armed to the teeth, disarming

[HUNKS]

What a man's man, man

[QUEEN]

No one was more inspiring

He's the one every boy looked up to

Who the women were all desiring

[HUNKS]

Not an also-ran

[QUEEN]

My first born, on Earth there was no one braver

He was everyone's favorite flavor

[HUNKS]

Yes, a man's man, ma'am

[QUEEN]

How I mourn that he isn't here to cheer me

Left his brother behind, oh, dear me

He's a poor lost lamb

[HUNKS]

Someone to share a beer with

[QUEEN]

And to hear all your woes and troubles

[HUNKS]

Or to swing from a chandelier with

[ALL]

What a man's man, man

[HUNKS]

He was hot, hot enough to blister

[QUEEN]

Could have had any girl he wanted

[HUNKS]

Though I'd still trust him with my sister

[QUEEN]

What a man's man, man

So darn smart

[ALL]

A champion in the saddle

Not one knave half as brave in battle

What a man's man, man

Off the chart

[HUNKS]

So handsome but not a vain male

[QUEEN]

He looked fabulous in his chainmail

[ALL]

What a Dapper Dan

[QUEEN]

No one will ever be his equal

Lord knows, his brother's not the sequel

He was not nondescript

[ALL]

He was so darn ripped

[QUEEN]

Let's say the boy was well-equipped

[ALL]

Girls went bananas when they'd see 'em

Buns that belong in a museum

And we must make it clear, he was without peer

Yes, he is everything but here

What a shot, a pro with a bow and arrow

The nobility of a pharaoh and a cardinal's grace

[QUEEN]

My soft spot

[ALL]

This guy really had the sizzle

Every sculptor would grab his chisel when they saw that face

Let's cut to the chase, he was a swashbuckling, mead-swilling

Virile, strapping, lady-killing

Dragon-slaying, cow-tipping

Lion-hearted, bodice-ripping

Knuckle-dragging, princess-shagging

Man's, man's, very tan man