[QUEEN]
We have waited for your sainted brother long enough
Now it seems it's your turn, show you've got the stuff
Stalwart, brave and unafraid
Show us what you're made of
Let the memory of Prince Charming fade, although that's tough
Even so, my God, that boy was buff, oh
Mark my word there's no one before or since
Who is the equal of our sweet prince
[HUNKS]
True, what a man's man, man
[QUEEN]
Rest assured, my boy was in peak condition
He could best any competition, not a flash in the pan
He was the real Prince Charming, 'twas impossible to dislike him
Even armed to the teeth, disarming
[HUNKS]
What a man's man, man
[QUEEN]
No one was more inspiring
He's the one every boy looked up to
Who the women were all desiring
[HUNKS]
Not an also-ran
[QUEEN]
My first born, on Earth there was no one braver
He was everyone's favorite flavor
[HUNKS]
Yes, a man's man, ma'am
[QUEEN]
How I mourn that he isn't here to cheer me
Left his brother behind, oh, dear me
He's a poor lost lamb
[HUNKS]
Someone to share a beer with
[QUEEN]
And to hear all your woes and troubles
[HUNKS]
Or to swing from a chandelier with
[ALL]
What a man's man, man
[HUNKS]
He was hot, hot enough to blister
[QUEEN]
Could have had any girl he wanted
[HUNKS]
Though I'd still trust him with my sister
[QUEEN]
What a man's man, man
So darn smart
[ALL]
A champion in the saddle
Not one knave half as brave in battle
What a man's man, man
Off the chart
[HUNKS]
So handsome but not a vain male
[QUEEN]
He looked fabulous in his chainmail
[ALL]
What a Dapper Dan
[QUEEN]
No one will ever be his equal
Lord knows, his brother's not the sequel
He was not nondescript
[ALL]
He was so darn ripped
[QUEEN]
Let's say the boy was well-equipped
[ALL]
Girls went bananas when they'd see 'em
Buns that belong in a museum
And we must make it clear, he was without peer
Yes, he is everything but here
What a shot, a pro with a bow and arrow
The nobility of a pharaoh and a cardinal's grace
[QUEEN]
My soft spot
[ALL]
This guy really had the sizzle
Every sculptor would grab his chisel when they saw that face
Let's cut to the chase, he was a swashbuckling, mead-swilling
Virile, strapping, lady-killing
Dragon-slaying, cow-tipping
Lion-hearted, bodice-ripping
Knuckle-dragging, princess-shagging
Man's, man's, very tan man