Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
Monopoly, Twenty-one, Checkers, and Chess
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
See you heaven if you make the list
Now, Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby
Are we losing touch
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool
Moses went walking with the staff of wood
Newton got beaned by the apple good
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
Mister Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis? Hey, baby.
Are you having fun
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool
Here's a little agit for the never-believer
Here's a little ghost for the offering
Here's a truck stop instead of Saint Peter
Mister Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Now Andy did you hear about this one
Tell me, are you locked in the punch
Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis,
hey baby, are we losing touch
If you believed they put a man on the moon,
man on the moon
If you believe there's nothing up his sleeve,
then nothing is cool