Man of the Hour lyrics

It's him or me

That's what he said

But I can't choose between a vegan and a pot head

So I chose you

Because you're sweet

And you give me lots of loving and you eat meat

And that's how you became my only man of the hour

You never lie and you don't cheat

And you don't have any baggage tied to your four feet

Do I deserve

To be the one

Who will feed you breakfast, lunch and dinner and take you to the park at dawn

Will you really be

My only man of the hour

I know you'll never bring me flowers

But flowers, they will only die

And though we'll never take a shower together

I know you'll never make me cry

You never argue, you don't even talk

And I like the way you let me lead you when we go outside and walk

Will you really be

My only man of the hour

My only man of the hour

My only man of the hour