Man of a thousand faces lyrics

[Charlie:]

I am Charlie, the man of a thousand faces

I can be anyone, anywhere, anytime of day

You will find me in unexpected places

Did anybody order a soufflé?

I can hide anywhere, behind that tree

Or wait a second, the tree is me

I master every language that is spoken in the world

Giddag, helli, hallei, hallu, hallå!

[Scotland Yard (Charlie):]

He is Charlie, the man of a thousand faces

(Bon giornio)

Special agent, pride of Scotland Yard

Our undercover man, who always has a plan

Who can find your painting? Charlie can!

[Charlie (Thief):]

Hello there, let me help you with your criminal things

I'm a criminal, just like you

(Are you sure you're not a police man?)

Me a police man? Why don't you fuck your uncle's brother's sister and suck on her tits?

(Whoa! Unpleasant language. You must be a thief!)

Well... I am...

Charlie, man of a thousand faces

(Suck your mothers tits!)

Special agent, pride of Scotland Yard

(Cocks and balls!)

[Charlie:]

Bird or man or fish

I can be anything, make a wish

With a hat and a cane and a suit and a moustache

And monocle and wig and a foreign accent!

[Scotland Yard (Charlie) {Pizza deliver}:]

He is Charlie!

With a thousand faces!

(Giddag!)

Male or female, plant or animal!

(Coookerool!)

Master of disguise

Professor in telling lies

He is Charlie!

(Giggedigigg guddag!)

With a thousand!

(In domini spirito sancti)

Faces!

{Did anyone order a pizza?}

(Surprise!)