Da da da da da da da da da da
Not my dadadadadada
Listen to me, you Fahrenheit-smelling and mustache clad
V75-gambling fucking man
Listen closely, stop kneading you snus*
I'll tell you who the man of the house is
Yes, my mom is pretty, too pretty for you
and her and Igo way back so I think I know what will happen to you
I see through your bribes and effort
I'm not allowed to accept candy from strangers
I won't listen to any bedtime story he reads
and why is my child safety seat in the back seat?
Take out that man's clothes, and the toothbrush
next to my bamse-toothbrush, he better take it out
Play my cassettes and my fairy tales
because now it's time to turn the page
you understand because of course, I don't like you
you're not my dad, you're just mom's new boyfriend
Da da da da da da da da da da
Not my dadadadadad
you're just mom's new boyfriend
Da da da da da da da da da da
Not my dadadadadad
Chorus:
I thought it was you and me
can't we have it like before
so get rid of that man
believe me, that's no one for you to live with
I thought it was you and me
can't we have it like before
so get rid of that man
believe me, that's no one for you to live with
I thought it was you and me
walks like a child, dressed like a child
with the body of a child, and I kiss the way a child should**
Charming like child, I'm cheeky like a child
nonchalant like a child, and I move the way a child should
I lie sometimes and I scream sometimes
but she doesn't care because she knows what this child has
but deep inside
there's a (don't know what karla-sinne means, never heard it before)
Now you've met your master-boy
so just pack your bags and go back to Gothenburgh
do you ever think you can become my real dad
ey, you've just been here since this Wednesday
I think you should carefully pack your bags and back up
because you've seen the last scene from Ondskan (Evil), right?
You should give everything you have
Chorus
I can tell that you've washed your hair and taken a bath
mom, you don't have to make an effort to please me
and you've shaved both your armpits
mom, you don't have to make an effort to please me
Your polished nails are shining
mom, you don't have to make an effort to please me
but why go to such trouble
mom I love you the way you are
but that disgusting man
I would have taken him down if I were bigger
picked him up and throw him away, if I were bigger
down the toilet and drowned him, if I were bigger
built a bomb and blown him up, if I were bigger
No dad came home, no one misses you
you can pack tonight, stop coming to my house
really, is it fun to be new in the family?
my dad, he's some other mom's new boyfriend
Da da da da da da da da da da
Not my dadadadadad
you're just mom's new boyfriend
Da da da da da da da da da da
Not my dadadadadad
chorus