Mambo, Mambo, a bitch gave me a disease
Samba, Samba, Samba, fuck it
Break the hairbrush and burn the hairdryer
Hold the shovel like I hold the pencil
We started from the idea that all women are the same
When you give them a finger, they put a ring on it
Come closer so I can show you something ha ha ha
Let’s play mommy and daddy
You will stay at home, and I’ll go drink beer
I will go to sluts, you’ll cry at TV dramas
You will start a fight, when I’ll come drunk home
I will ignore you, I will listen to you, I will offend you, I will beat you
So we will be like all the other couples
You’ll shit on my days, and I won’t give you reasons to be happy
Wouldn’t it be nice if, when you get back home from work,
To have another woman in the closet and you wouldn’t notice?
To have two beautiful kids that you’ll raise alone
So I would dance drunk on the table, and you would be at your dad and mom
To break the bed when I hit your head against the sofa-bed
Cause you lie, cheat and fuck around the neighborhood
That’s what I have to give, the rules of the game
I’d say we should try our luck cause we are fucked up anyways
I don’t like the way you dress, I like the way you undress
And give me a wink if you wanna get in
Mambo, Mambo, a bitch gave me a disease
Samba, Samba, Samba, fuck it
Break the hairbrush and burn the hairdryer
Hold the shovel like I hold the pencil
Mambo, Mambo, I’ll beat the shit outta you, you beggar
Deafs will think you’re taking canto lessons
My fist is beating the eye and it’s good when you’re hungry
We have here at the treatment, Pinocchio with silicones
You have a big soul, of a migratory bird
Everything is your fault, I swear to God
I came in your mouth thinking about Vantu’s money
And Now I’m morally ready, to save Earth
I’m your hero, woman, the slave of love at key
I’m giving back clap and gonorrhea
When I’m trying to get deep into the woman’s soul
I put her to blow (job) me 2 days in the Park of the Icons
I’m fucking high or drunk, cause I’m scared while sober
In your mom’s simulated mouth, your tone says it’s small (cock size)
Dad taught me how you do it
You fuck her in the ass, you beat her, throw her on the stairs and she comes back
I also have a saying from my last wife
“I like going to sluts, it makes me feel like home”
I’ll give you the recipe to success with eyes closed
Listen to this magical song when you can’t piss
Mambo, Mambo, a bitch gave me a disease
Samba, Samba, Samba, fuck it
Break the hairbrush and burn the hairdryer
Hold the shovel like I hold the pencil