Hey Mama, you have a computer now
Got it at Aldi cheap - that's great!
You like to send me an email?
Then you have to click on Outlook
No, you do that with a mouse
It's still wrapped? So unwrap it!
Now just don't loose your nerves
You first have to install the software
It is still of, then you have to push on/off
There has to be button somewhere
There is a cable missing, for sure
It's still inside of the box
She has the starter packet without fuddling
That's for the real dumb ones
They said everything would be in the box
Hope dies last
Mama wants to go online
What kind of provider do you have
Unfortunately you forgot that
Once there was this letter
With a code
No, no, nothing with: "on-site"
They only have an online support
She has the starter packet without fuddling
Look out, I will send you a link
Oh no, you can't read it without the computer
We'll refrain from emails
What did you want to write me anyways
On this f*cking computer
You wanted to know how I feel?
Ah ... good, thanks.