Mom, I love cocaine!
Mom, I love Satan!
Mom, I'm a necrophile!
Mom, I've betrayed our nation!
Mom, I love to spend my money on prostitutes
And it's all because, it's because I'm cool!
I thought at first
Don't be a bad girl
Who would star in a porno?
Don't be a bad dictator
What would Orwell write about?
Don't be a Pauzern Rap-a or a Rock n Roller
There's nothing holy left on this world!
And if there were no priestesses for love
Then I probably would've been in a brothel for a long time!
So the whole world is this big air balloon
That burst from horniness and abstinence
Nobody's sorry? God forbid their health
Doing full time in taking drugs and trafficking them
They live carefree, even for a moment
Plus, kids know what a withdrawal is - just a combo!
While looking at others' past mistakes, you can do it differently
To never commit to them
But unfortunately, we don't know how to do that, nah
We only know how to be bad examples, it's much more fun!
Mom, I love cocaine!
Mom, I love Satan!
Mom, I'm a necrophile!
Mom, I've betrayed our nation!
Mom, I love to spend my money on prostitutes
And it's all because, it's because I'm cool!
Sooner or later
My mom will your calipers and goblets for your rituals
Then a whole week without cartoons, and you're quickly cornered
First it's couples, lessons, school and then a college university
And then your toys, your dolls and Lucifer
Coca-Cola, Procter & Gamble, and Unilever
Weyland-Yutani, Chrome, SkyNet and Umbrella
Behind each bright package and multicolored candy wrappers
Stands a bad boy in a graduation gown
Who's cooler? A brontosaurus grazing in the fields,
A tyrannosaurus or a diplodocus in the watering hole?
I choose a T-Rex, 'cause why not?
He's stupid, big, fiesty and evil as hell
If you're five-five-five, then I'm six-six-six
And if you're six-six-six, then I'm
Everyone needs a hero, but I can't see them at close range
I only know how to be a bad example, a thousand times better!
Mom, I love cocaine!
Mom, I love Satan!
Mom, I'm a necrophile!
Mom, I've betrayed our nation!
Mom, I love to spend my money on prostitutes
And it's all because, it's because I'm cool!