Five times a week hockey or football
You got kicked out out of that party last weekend
There's an iPhone 6 in your pocket, not a Nokia
And you get the kicks from these rhymes
I don't care about your new fake nails
Whatever if you paid a hundred for them
I recognize a mainstreambasicidiot
From their shiny white Converse shoes
I'm Lindeman
Not Aito Mäkki or anything
Not Mäk Gälis or Paperi T
I'm like Tomi Mäki
I can get through anything
If you just could see it
And you're gonna see it
Even if Rocky Babloa lost at first
Don't have mercy or let yourself down
'Cause what you do
Is what the other see
Don't be ashamed of yourself
Be ashamed of what the others do
It's cool to look the same
The same as everyone else
That's what makes your thing so funny
H&M, Jack & Jones and Stadium
Let go of everything on the weekend
You don't have to rush
Don't have to stress, don't have to think about school
Today I'm gonna relax, dance and get drunk
There's nothing happening here
You too are as slow as a turtle when it comes to drinking
Shots, how many shots
Well so fucking many that you'll pass out
I got back to this party to see
if there's any mainstreambasicidiots here
I wanted to Domppo jumping
or that boy soon throwing up
I shout boy (boy)
Are you a #finnishboy
With an undercut, not making any results at the gym
and having touch with this MSTFidiot
I scream girl
Are you a #finnishgirl
When I walked at Kamppi, wasting a hundred of dad's money
Who?!
Miss MSTFidiot
I shout boy (boy)
Are you a #finnishboy
This party is gonna stop if y'all flop
MSTFJ boy
I scream girl
Are you a #finnishgirl
MSTFJ
You're a mainstreambasicidiot
You drive a microcar to the yard
Today real hungry
(meat)
Your girl is only sixteen
But whatever, you don't get any penalty
I'll teach you, boy
So you won't do that
Who's that
Why is he doing that
Tagging his instagram pictures with #finnishboy
Now, empty that glass
I'll party like crazy now and always
Don't get bothered by the taxes, I took a loan from dad
So are we gonna party on Saturday
Do you want mainstream shit
Go and buy yourself AirMax
You'll get props if you understand that today we're gonna get really drunk
Getting slowly anxious over all this stress
Could drink today, who's with me
The skiers, they don't drink, they use HES
Let's boost this long progress
Are you gonna snap with me?
Are you gonna chat with me?
Are you gonna go to a cafe with me?
Are you gonna eat junk food with me?
This party is just for my closest friends
You aren't invited, don't you already get that
There's nothing happening here
I don't know how many of these shots I've drunk
Like Matti, the king of the hills
I'm all Hattifattener at eleven
We came to the club to see
How many boring guys
We could fit in one place
When we're fishing here with a fishing hat
I shout boy (boy)
Are you a #finnishboy
With an undercut, not making any results at the gym
and having touch with this MSTFidiot
I scream girl
Are you a #finnishgirl
When I walked at Kamppi, wasting a hundred of dad's money
Who?!
Miss MSTFidiot
I shout boy (boy)
Are you a #finnishboy
This party is gonna stop if y'all flop
MSTFJ boy
I scream girl
Are you a #finnishgirl
MSTFJ
You're a mainstreambasicidiot
Don't care if you're driving a BMW or a microcar
You still know the feeling when you throw your hands in the air and shout
C'MON!
When you can feel timeless
Kinda like Kaija Koo
Walk around like a girl with shoes of tin, beautiful, salacious, blissful, ah
One thing that I'm not
I'm not a #finnishboy
I'm swimming in my own stream that goes next to the mainstream
I'm looking at the other fish
I don't wanna be like those guys
Don't wanna act like those guys
You aren't gonna find even one #finnishboy on my instagram feed
I shout boy (boy)
Are you a #finnishboy
With an undercut, not making any results at the gym
and having touch with this MSTFidiot
I scream girl
Are you a #finnishgirl
When I walked at Kamppi, wasting a hundred of dad's money
Who?!
Miss MSTFidiot
I shout boy (boy)
Are you a #finnishboy
This party is gonna stop if y'all flop
MSTFJ boy
I scream girl
Are you a #finnishgirl
MSTFJ
You're a mainstreambasicidiot