Macadamia Nuts [English translation]

AIE!

HellOOOOOOOOOO, NURSE!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I am not trying to be annoying.

Ai!

I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia

I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania.

Am I a cutie? Absolutie!

And a beauty, you can bet your patooty!

But if you touch me, or even get near me,

I'll have you arrested...Do you hear me?!

Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia.

She's cracked in the head and kooky in the brain-ia.

Each line in this song sounds pretty much the same-ia.

Oy, Macadamia!

Dah...?

¿Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia?

Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania

Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstainia

Oy, Macadamia!

Now please don't mention my brother,

The one they call Wakkorino!

He's always burping every hour,

So I threw him out of the tower!

Now, come on! What did you want me to do?

He was grossing me out! And I'm just a cute little thing,

So don't cross me!

She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia.

Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience pain-ia.

Cuts and bruises you will sustain-ia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Narf!

Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia.

The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brain-ia.

Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia...

Oy, Macadamia!

Yes!

Don't hate me because I'm cute!

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Spew!

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Bacawk!

(LAUGHTER)

I don't get it, what's the joke?!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia.

But you can call me by my other name-ia:

Louisa Francesa

Banana Fana Bo Besca.

Or just plain "Dot", the name I flirt to.

But if you call me "Dottie", I'll have to hurt you!

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Mac M-Mac, Mac Mac, Macadamia,

Oy, Macadamia!

NUTS!