Women are too hot, women are too cold
Women have to pee, women are afraid in the woods
Until they have, what they want, they won't have a break
Women always have too few shoes
Women have watches, but they are always too late
Women are hungry, but they always are on a diet
So women are getting older, but you can't look at them
In every situation a woman has to stand for their husband
Women are like beings of another planet
It's like Chinese: I have no idea of what they're talking about
(Oh oh oh)
I would like to be a woman
I say, I would be the same (I would be the same?)?
(Oh oh oh)
Every woman would be a man once
I say, what would happen then? (what would happen then?)
(Oh oh oh)
Men don't know fun
Men are always on gas
Men are kind of soft on their chin
Men love science fiction films
Men never go shopping, men buy stuff
Men always have the control, even when they let it go
So men have it easy, yeah, it runs like it among them
Some become rich, other end up as hobos
So the corps measure the men on that, how much they deserve
And young wild men stay calm on Ritalin
Yes, when men are with a cold, it's a break out emergency
When a man has feelings - he just doesn't talk about it
Men are like beings of another planet
Some become normies, and you can't lecture them
(Oh oh oh)
I would like to be a woman
I say, I would be the same (I would be the same?)?
(Oh oh oh)
Every woman would be a man once
I say, what would happen then? (what would happen then?)
(Oh oh oh)
Men and women are like beings from different planets
They don't fit together, still they attract each other, like magnets
I would like to be a woman
I say, I would be the same (I would be the same?)?
(Oh oh oh)
Every woman would be a man once
I say, what would happen then? (what would happen then?)
(Oh oh oh)