Männer und Frauen [English translation]

Women are too hot, women are too cold

Women have to pee, women are afraid in the woods

Until they have, what they want, they won't have a break

Women always have too few shoes

Women have watches, but they are always too late

Women are hungry, but they always are on a diet

So women are getting older, but you can't look at them

In every situation a woman has to stand for their husband

Women are like beings of another planet

It's like Chinese: I have no idea of what they're talking about

(Oh oh oh)

I would like to be a woman

I say, I would be the same (I would be the same?)?

(Oh oh oh)

Every woman would be a man once

I say, what would happen then? (what would happen then?)

(Oh oh oh)

Men don't know fun

Men are always on gas

Men are kind of soft on their chin

Men love science fiction films

Men never go shopping, men buy stuff

Men always have the control, even when they let it go

So men have it easy, yeah, it runs like it among them

Some become rich, other end up as hobos

So the corps measure the men on that, how much they deserve

And young wild men stay calm on Ritalin

Yes, when men are with a cold, it's a break out emergency

When a man has feelings - he just doesn't talk about it

Men are like beings of another planet

Some become normies, and you can't lecture them

(Oh oh oh)

I would like to be a woman

I say, I would be the same (I would be the same?)?

(Oh oh oh)

Every woman would be a man once

I say, what would happen then? (what would happen then?)

(Oh oh oh)

Men and women are like beings from different planets

They don't fit together, still they attract each other, like magnets

I would like to be a woman

I say, I would be the same (I would be the same?)?

(Oh oh oh)

Every woman would be a man once

I say, what would happen then? (what would happen then?)

(Oh oh oh)