Münchhausen II [English translation]

Hey pack your guitar away now. I know women, I know what's going on in their heads, yes.

I have never been shut down, you need to paint her a picture, a picture full of love.

[Alligatoah]

Ahh, that is perfect.

Actually I am a painter, one of the best

I should show you what, honey?

But I would probably make you cry.. (1)

I know my way, with Espresso-ism (2) and stuff.

It is not a Picasso that has fallen from the sky. (3)

Perhaps you have heard of "The Scream" (4)

The Van Gogh self portrait was also made by me.

Hey yo, I paint all the time, believe me I can prove it.

Ask my doctor he says I paint too much. (5)

Why send a link to the pictures? The Virtuosa of the brush.

I can paint you without blinking.

You say it looks like a penguin dipped in shit?

You don't have the faintest idea.

That is abstract art.

This man, he wears me out.

The trick is lying, the trick is to lie.

Try not to be weak.

The trick is lying, the trick is to lie.

Whoever plays like this, has a trick up their sleeve.

The trick is lying, the trick is to lie.

I'd gladly grant him this night

The trick is lying, the trick is to liiiiiiiiiiiie.

[Sudden]

Show her your "brush" (6)