Münchhausen I [English translation]

Hey bro, I heard this chick has a thing for guitars.

Aha

You need to play the guitar to get this girl in bed.

That's good, cuz

I am actually a guitarist, one of the best.

You ready for a Session? I will have to start slow.

Look, I once had a band with Ringo Starr and John Lennon. (2)

But we couldn't come to a consensus on the name and promptly separated.

Now, I am solo, and my instrument brings joy.

A monk once shaped it from his own leg bone.

Therefore, I can play anything on it, I just need another song request.

"Beethoven?" Ah, you want Smoke on the Water? (3)

The guitar doesn't sound right now because of the boiling heat.

Also, the thing is broken, it has a hole in the middle.

Now believe me, in spite of that, I am a guitarist. I am leaving.

I don't grow my hair to my shoulders just for fun (4)- Hook!

This man, he wear me out.

The trick is lying, the trick is to lie.

Try not to be weak.

The trick is lying, the trick is to lie.

Whoever plays like this, has a trick up their sleeve.

The trick is lying, the trick is to lie.

I would gladly concede him the night

The trick is lying, the trick is to lie.