Джокку про батарею и трусы lyrics
Как то муж жене сказал:
Я сантехника позвал -
Батарею проверять.
Тебе надо трусы снять.
Возмутилась тут жена:
Нету денег что ль у нас?
Ну и дура ты, ma chere,
Разве ты не инженер?
Как такое не понять?
С батареи трусы снять!
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