[Intro]
'Been in da game for 20 years, and I know that Mario will always be the favorites, the number one. But deep inside, I don't care... FALSE !
[Verse 1]
I'm not nice anymore, I got an AK-47
When he's sleep, I'll give his moustache a lesson
We'll see soon who is the tycoon
When I will make him swallow those 200 mushrooms
My kart's always broken, it's clearly a cheap deal
I can't take a turn, I get all the banana peels
To kick his ass well, better than a turtle shell
I'm going to hell as a kamikaze rebel
How can Mario make everyone flinch ?
That dude measures less than 1 inch
That little faggot wears overfalls
Me,... Oh... so do I
[Chorus]
L.U.I.G.I. : My name is Luigi
Here we, here we go : It's the end of Mario
L.U.I.G.I. : My name is Luigi
Here we, here we go : It's the end of Mario
[Verse 2]
I'm so pissed off I have to dress in green
It makes people think I'm a dustman teen
Mario over here, Mario over there
The player you choose, it's never Luigi
Look, I make efforts, Luigi's working out hard
I got huge pecs, Mario's a big fat retard
With Luigi's Mansion, I was almost a leader, but as a killing gun
They gave me a vacuum cleaner...
[Bridge]
- Hey ! Look at the cleaning lady ! So, dusting ?
- Uh, no no... yeah...
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
I don't have the plague, I'm not a slayer
So why is Luigi always the second player ?
Fuck, it sucks, Mario's on magazines covers
While Luigi is behind and clearly looks thinner
His girl's name is Peach, like the French little brioche
If they have a kid, he'll look like a cockroach
Mario's got talent ? That's an affront
He's got an understudy who is doing every stunt
Mario is so VIP he got his own PEZ
He's getting big-headed, hangs out with Alain Delon
He's high on girls and drugs
But I saw the best part, that's Toad and him making out
[Bridge]
- No, no, no, no, no... We didn't do...
- Anything. We didn't do anything... Oh I just took a good leak.
- Wanna, wanna... Wanna join us ?
- No thanks...
[Chorus x2]
[Outro]
You're picking up every coin but still not a billionaire
Mario's a loser, Luigi is the big winner !
I'm running the house, Luigi is running the house !
I'm running the house, Luigi is running the house !
I'm running the house, Luigi is running the house !
I'm running the house ! Luigi Babe !