[Refrain]
I’d like to be like everyone
An average Joe
I’d like to be like everyone
An average Joe
I’d like to get lost in the crowd
But I can’t find my place
I’d like to get lost in the crowd
But I can’t find my place
[Verse 1]
I’m the class leader, elected by the mistress
My friends, they think that it’s treachery
I never misbehave, not like Eddy
Take me seriously, I don’t do comedy
Humiliated by the homies, I’m a nobody in the college
Timid and repressed, no one has deciphered me yet
Whoa, the math teacher, it’s true that she puts on beautiful dresses
If I were to say everything I think, everyone would wonder what drug I was on
Look at me, I look down, I’m so afraid of these teachers
The green mouse drenched in oil, for me it was precious
Gifted, that’s what the head-teacher said
But while you were asleep, I made use of my damn audio player
[Refrain]
I’d like to be like everyone
An average Joe
I’d like to be like everyone
An average Joe
I’d like to get lost in the crowd
But I can’t find my place
I’d like to get lost in the crowd
But I can’t find my place
[Verse 2]
Actually, you don’t know me, I’m going to go into details
Bread and Nutella spread as I listen to metal
Break pedal, relax, that is just the password
Connected on social media awaiting the deathblow
In the daytime I’m Dr. Victim, at night I’m Mr Hyde
My vengeance is ultimate, my enemies are no match
Me, I can’t take their blows to my neck anymore, their spittle, their crazy laughter
I’ve come to understand that I’m out of the loop, that they love to see me suffer
I have files on everyone, I created a female profile
I have a ton of screenshots, you can find more options only on Netflix
Tomorrow, I don’t give a flip, on all the college walls
I’m going to put up posters of their dicks, they should have behaved properly
And then I’ll end it all, I’m tired of being humiliated
I have no honor left, I just want to forget about it
All because I work hard, because I call Lucien
I didn't do anything, but don’t worry, I remember
[Refrain]
I’d like to be like everyone
An average Joe
I’d like to be like everyone
An average Joe
I’d like to get lost in the crowd
But I can’t find my place
I’d like to get lost in the crowd
But I can’t find my place
[Bridge]
Oh oh oh
They harass me but they’ll never get me, no
Oh oh oh
I walk alone, I lie to my parents
Oh oh oh
They harass me but they’ll never get me, no
Oh oh oh
I walk alone, I lie to my parents
[Outro]
I’ve got their pictures in my bag to paste in the compound
But Eddy stumbled upon them as he was stealing my pencil case
He sent word to his entire gang, they’ll be waiting for me at the exit
Surely, I’m toast, I feel like I’ve been cursed
It’s raining blows, I’m getting angry, their gratuitous hatred drives me crazy
They eventually leave me lying on the ground, clothes torn, bruises on my neck
Deep down they’re right, my life is worthless
When the scene is crappy, you might as well stop the film
I’m going to finish their work, finish it for good
No one will miss me and my parents will forget me