(Act 1)
[Shady Lady/BenDeLaCreme]
In the city of drag queens, there's a fine line between being shady
and being a lady.
This is Penny, which will she choose?
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
I just got off the bus
I don't drink or eat or cuss
[Pangeant Queens/Trinity K. Bonet & Bianca Del Rio]
You're new in town it's time to knuckle down
Start swimming to the top before you drown
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
Who are you?
[Pangeant Queens/Trinity K. Bonet & Bianca Del Rio]
We are the pageant queens
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
(Oh, fancy)
[Pangeant Queens/Trinity K. Bonet & Bianca Del Rio]
We're elegant machines in gowns we strut we don't need corny smut
[Comedy Queens/ Gia Gunn & Darienne Lake]
(What?!)
[Pangeant Queens/Trinity K. Bonet & Bianca Del Rio]
Let's hold back and see which way she leans
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
Who are you?
[Comedy Queens/ Gia Gunn & Darienne Lake]
We are the comedy queens
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
(Oh, cute!)
[Comedy Queens/ Gia Gunn & Darienne Lake]
Jumor always justifies the means while she's there telling a joke
[Darienne Lake]
(Look!)
[Gia Gunn]
I'm right behind you poke
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
(Oh!)
[Comedy Queens/ Gia Gunn & Darienne Lake]
So don't listen to them 'cause there just full of beans
[Gia Gunn]
(Literally!)
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
Who's that?
[Pangeant Queens/Trinity K. Bonet & Bianca Del Rio]
Wait! She's the shady queen,
Horrid queen,
No one wants to see her!
On her own,
All alone,
No one wants to be her!
[Comedy Queens/ Gia Gunn & Darienne Lake]
Listen up
Pretty pup
She's on her way to six feet underground
[Pangeant Queens/Trinity K. Bonet & Bianca Del Rio]
Yes and nothing nice, nothing good ever goes her way
So miss "off the bus", stick with us, even Ru would say so
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
Who?
[Pangeant & Comedy Queens, all together]
(Gasp)
RuPaul!
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
Oh!
[Pangeant Queens/Trinity K. Bonet & Bianca Del Rio]
Turn around!
We are the better queens,
The safer queens,
The lighter queens,
The brighter queens,
The wiser queens,
Advisor queens,
The ones who you should stick with!
[Shady Lady/BenDeLaCreme]
Penny, you really wanna be a star?
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
Yeah, I do!
[Pangeant & Comedy Queens, all together]
No! Don't do it!
Don't girl! She's got testicles!
I've seen them!
She's a man with one eye, no!
[Shady Lady/BenDeLaCreme]
There's a hole in your heart,
There'a place in your soul
A passion so strong it makes your blood boil
All your dreams come alive
All your wishes will grow
If you take a swig of this fish oil!
Drink for me!
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
Oh, I'd really like to, but I shouldn't I-
[Shady Lady/BenDeLaCreme]
Drink for me!
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
But I do want to be a big, big star
[Shady Lady/BenDeLaCreme]
Drink for me!
[Pangeant & Comedy Queens, all together]
Don't do it! Don't do it!
[Shady Lady/BenDeLaCreme]
Drink for me!
[Pangeant & Comedy Queens, all together]
You'll lose it! You'll lose it!
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
Well I'm gonna be the greatest star
And nothing and no one's gonna keep me down
And you, and you, and all of you
I'll make you love me!
[Pangeant & Comedy Queens, all together]
Don't do it! Don't do it!
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
Oh I can't get it open
[Shady Lady/BenDeLaCreme]
Here!
[Pangeant & Comedy Queens, all together]
Don't do it! Don't do it!
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
Watch me be your star!
[Pangeant, Comedy Queens & Shady Lady, all together]
All t all shade!
(Act 2)
[Milk]
Thanks to fish oil, our good little Penny
Became one bad Penny.
But, she got her fame...
[Bad Penny/Adore Delano]
Because I'm the biggest star
And I'm going far
Just a miracle in front of you!
Oh, and if you don't believe
I will show you
I'll teach you
I'll school you
I'll beat you
And punch you
And crunch you
I'll take you
And make you
Thank me
When you love me
That's how you do it back rolls!
[Big Queen/April Carrión]
Did you see what she said to me!
[Dancing Queen/Laganja Estranja]
Back rolls!
[Butch Queen/Joslyn Fox]
Heard it!
[Big Queen/April Carrión]
Can you believe,
Can you believe
She even said that!
[Dancing Queen/Laganja Estranja]
Yes she really did!
[Butch Queen/Joslyn Fox]
Oh yes she really, really went there!
[Big Queen/April Carrión]
Well I'm not gonna stick around
And be a part of her show!
[Dancing Queen/Laganja Estranja]
But you have to!
[Butch Queen/Joslyn Fox]
Girl, the paycheck!
[Big Queen/April Carrión]
Oh, right mhmm...
[Bad Penny/Adore Delano]
No, I'll never love anyone else like I love myself!
Oh no, no, no, no I'll never love anyone else!
[Big Queen/April Carrión]
Ai dios mio! The's going down! Too much fish oil!
[Dancing Queen/Laganja Estranja]
Now's our chance!
[Big, Dancing & Butch Queen, all together]
Watch us rise to the top
'Cause we're the fresh fish on the scene
We're the new girls in town
We're stepping right over this queen
She's been throwing some shade
And now we don't give a damn
Take away her fish oil
And there ain't nothing left there, man!
Woo!
Center stage another
Chapter time to turn the page
[Big Queen/April Carrión]
And finally I'm the star no I'm the star!
[Dancing Queen/Laganja Estranja]
No I'm the star!
[Butch Queen/Joslyn Fox]
No girl!
(Mumbled fighting)
[Milk]
Oh the shade the shade of it all
Look at yourself shady ladies
You should be ashamed
Of what you've become oh,
I never thought
That you would do this
So let me remind you of just one thing
Take each other's hands and come together
Cause we are each other's family
All 2603040 sisters
This is our land and
We are the queens!
[All]
Time to take a stand and come together
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
(We come together)
[All]
Cause we are each other's family
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
(We're all family)
[All]
All 2603040 sisters
[Good Penny/Courtney Act]
(Many queens)
[All]
This is our land and we are the queens!
[Pangeant Queens/Trinity K. Bonet & Bianca Del Rio]
So even if you're a pageant queen!
[Comedy Queens/ Gia Gunn & Darienne Lake]
Or a comedy queen!
[Good & Bad Penny/Courtney Act & Adore Delano]
Or a fishy queen!
[Shady Lady/BenDeLaCreme]
A shady queen!
[Big, Dancing & Butch Queen, all together]
Or just a big damn girl!
[Milk]
We are a family!
[All]
Back rolls!