Lucian Piane - Rucapella [Bitch Perfect]

[Intro: Narrator]

Once a year, two rival drag-appella groups

Meet in the BoobsForQueens warehouse...

[The Shady Bitches]

Calling all the basic pitches!

[Narrator]

The Lady Bitches from the Lace Front Institute of Technology...

[The Lady Bitches]

Well, look who's here for an off-key kiki!

[Narrator]

...have a sing-off with The Shady Bitches

From the Lake Titicaca Academy of Braids, Weaves and Waffles

[The Lady Bitches]

I thought I smelled out-of-tuna fishes!

[The Shady Bitches]

Oh, hell no

[The Lady Bitches]

The rules are simple

Keep it cute or sashay away!

Category is... RuPaul!

[The Shady Bitches]

Bitches better beware!

[The Lady Bitches]

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

Five, six, seven

Don't be jealous of my boogie, jealous of my boogie

Jealous of my boogie, jealous of my boogie, don't be

Hey DJ love the way

I lose my inhibitions when you spin

And I don't care if people stare

I'd rather boogie than try to fit in

Don't be jealous of my boogie

Don't be jealous of my boogie

You can say that you are not

But I always see you looking

Don't be jealous of my boogie (Don't be)

Don't be jealous of my boogie (Don't be)

You can say that you are not (Don't be so jealous of my boogie)

But I always see you looking

[The Shady Bitches]

Oh, really? Is that all you got?

What about this?

Lake, Lake, Titi, Titicaca

Titi, Titi, Lake, Lake

Titi, Titicaca, Titi, Titi

Geronimo, Geronimo

They're falling like they're dominos

Sight beat the world and we shall see

Eh-eh-eh-eh

Eh-eh-eh-eh

Lalala-lala

Geronimo, Geronimo

These girls are falling dominos

They-they call me dynamo

But I be yelling vámonos

So you 'bout undergo

Daenerys in a Game of Thrones

No, I'm not no common hoe

Slip sliding down a rabbit hole, what?

(And they be slain) I slay these bitches double dutch

(And they be slain) I slay these bitches so wassup

Yeah, so what's up

What else you got?

[The Lady Bitches]

We'll show you what's up!

All of the glamour and all of the fame

People are gonna remember your name

Now and forever, your dreams coming true (They're coming true)

They're gonna love it, whatever you do

Gonna love you as you are

Gonna love you, you're a superstar

Gonna love you as you are

Gonna love you, you're a superstar

[The Shady Bitches]

And to the ones I love

Know that you're the reason why

I dare to live my life

I dare to liberate my mind

You're running through my veins

Make me come alive

Gimme one shot, one shot

Of adrenaline, adrenaline

One shot, one shot

Of adrenaline!

Can I get, can I get it to go?

Can I get, can I get it to go?

Can I get, can I get it to go?

Can I get, can I get it to go?

[The Lady Bitches]

Oh, yeah? Well, listen to our beats!

If I dream everything I want to be

If I dream all the possibilities

[The Shady Bitches]

Pick myself up, turn the world on its head

Don't forget what, don't forget what my momma said

[The Lady Bitches]

Who? Who do you think you are?

I'm tellin' the truth now

We're all born naked and the rest is drag

[The Shady Bitches]

Scamming money, don't make no money

But freaky money, do get the money

Cause freaky money, do get the money

Cause freaky, freaky

[The Lady Bitches]

Money, money, money, money!

Money, money, money, money!

Money, money, money, money!

Money, money, money, money!

Money, money, money, m-money!

M-money-money, money, money, money, money!

[The Shady Bitches]

Yo, yo, why are we all battling each other?

Aren't we all just mens and wigs?

[The Lady Bitches & The Shady Bitches]

Can I get an amen? (Ooh)

Can I get an amen? (Ooh)

If you can't love yourself (Ooh)

How in the hell you gonna love somebody else? (Ooh)

Everybody wants her, Miss Sexy in this city

She's on the prowl, she rock this town

Who's that girl? A fly ferocious lady

Get up and dance, get up, get up and

Sashay, shantay, panther on the runway

Do it, do it, oh-oh

All the girls say

Girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say

Girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say

This is the main event, are you ready? (Girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say)

Just let the music dance into your soul (Girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say)

Cover girl, put the bass in your walk (Girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say)

Head to toe, let your whole body talk (Girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say)

She so wild, so animal (Cover girl, put the bass in your walk)

She's gonna work that sexy body so sexual (Cover girl, put the bass in your walk)

She's like a female phenomenon (Cover girl)

She's a glamazon (Put the bass in your walk)

Female phenomenon (Cover girl)

Oh na na na (Put the bass in your walk)

Fly, fly, fly, fly, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh! (Cover girl, put the bass in your walk)

Fly, fly, fly, fly, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh! (Cover girl, put the bass in your walk)

Fly, fly, fly, fly, uh-oh, uh-oh-oh! (Cover girl, put the bass in your walk)

Fly, fly, fly, fly (Cover girl)

Uh-oh, now sissy that walk!