Lucian Piane - Glamazonian Airways

(Part 1)

[RuPaul]

Welcome aboard. Glamazonian airways

[Katya]

Hello everybody! Good evening!

Welcome aboard I'm miss Valerie Valentine

I'm your economy slash coach stewardess

Or you could call me a flight attendant

But I don't care for that word "attendant"

Cause it makes me sound like a waiter

Or somebody - I'm not

I appreciate your attention at this time.

We should be taking off shortly.

I would expect all kind of madness

And turbulence to ensue

Please fully recline your chairs,

Turn on the massage function,

And get ready to be happy, hunny.

[Team Trixie Mattel]

Welcomee aboard, glamazonian airways, the queens of the sky

[Trixie Mattel]

There are 8, 000 people on board!

[Pearl & Miss Fame]

Now listen up

Looking for an exit

I'll make it clear

There are two in the front and one in the rear

You don't give a beep unless you a frequent flyer

Smoking ain't allowed unless your pussy on fire

[Pearl, Max, Katya & Miss Fame]

Ohhhh we keep our wigs in the overhead bins

[Miss Fame]

(We do)

[Pearl, Max, Katya & Miss Fame]

Oh, so none of your beep is gonna fit in.

[Pearl]

(Sorry bout it)

[Trixie Mattel]

If you drink enough alcohol you can fly anywhere, and you don't need a plane!

[Violet Chachki]

There's a seat belt seat belt in each of your seats

It's there to make you skinny

It's gonna be pulled real tight, real tight, real tight, real tight

Tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter, tighter...

[Katya]

Now really that is far too tight. How do you expect anyone to breathe?

[Max]

When the oxygen mask drop down

Soaring through clouds and everyone feels it.

Sucking it in and out getting so high

We can't believe it

[Trixie Mattel]

All your troubles they'll still be

Simply come imagination

Take my hands and fly with me

On a transworld transportation

[Max]

There's a man on the window of the plane

[Trixie Mattel]

It's a woman!

[Max]

It's a man!

[Trixie Mattel]

It's a woman!

[Max]

It's a man!

[Katya]

I believe they call them "drag queens"

(Scream)

(Part 2)

[Ginger Minj]

If you wanna stay safe,

You gotta do what mama says

[Team Ginger Minj]

In the event of a water landing,

There's only one thing you better do

And let's have no misunderstanding,

None of us is gonna wait for you

You better use this packet as a floatation device,

Or else you drown

[Ginger Minj]

(Scream)

[Kandy Ho]

This is only a test

[Jasmine Masters]

He used to take me into the cockpit

He'd blindfold me and say unspeakable things

FA ZEE GA LAH NAH

And I loved it, I loved it!

Ohhhhhhh, I looooooooved iiiiiit!

[Kandy Ho]

Don't kiss the pilot

Or he'll fly you away,

In a moment you'll never forget

[Jaidynn Diore Fierce]

Nothing you felt is,

Like his manly embrace

As he guides you to his cock... pit!

[Sasha Bell]

There are so many things

You can do to earn your wings

But never never never kiss the pilot

[Team Ginger Minj]

Cuz' that pilot is that pilot man is-a mine

[Kandy Ho]

You bitch! (Slap)

[Sasha Bell]

Ohhhhh! (Slap)

[Ginger Minj]

Why I oughta! (Slap)

[Mrs. Kasha Davis]

Yoooou! (Slap)

[Jasmine Masters]

Augh! (Slap)

[Kennedy Davenport]

And now the main cabin of Glamazonian Airways

Is proud to present the vocal stylings of Miss Anita Napkin

[Mrs. Kasha Davis]

Hi everybody

I'm here to tell you to put up your... tray tables

Weeeeee dubba doo dubba doo dubba doo dubba doo twee doo doo

Put up your tray, put up your tray tables

Put up your, put up your, put up your, put up your tray... please!

Put it up now

Put up yours

[Jasmine Masters]

Wasn't she just great ladies and gentlemen?

I had no idea you were so into scat!

(Farts)

[Kennedy Davenport]

Oooooh, gurl!

[Jasmine Masters]

Well must I tell you not to fart?

I 'aint your drag mom

We'll call the TSA

If you drop a booty bomb

[Kennedy Davenport]

The windows never open,

There's no way to ventilate

But we got RuPaul perfume

And we sell it by the case

[Jasmine Masters]

RuPaul's Glamazon perfume

[All together]

Glamazonian Airways, Glamzonian Airways

We are the queens of the sky

Come on bitches show them how to

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