Love Yourself Parody lyrics

This is a song that I wrote about my ex

Yeah that's right it's me, it's Selena Gomez

Even though we broke up I still want to have sex

"No!"

Then why the hell are you still here in my bed?

"Good question!"

This sounds just like an Ed Sheeran song

Cos I'm too busy apologizing to write songs alone so

Called this red-haired weirdo

Cos he knows how to write a hit

Even though he looks like a drunk troll doll and Rupert Grint

Hooked up and a had a kid

Just said, Ed let's write a tune it will be fun

And I knew if it was a hit I'd make a ton

So even though he's kind of a douche

I wrote him this pretty song

But he's so dumb

He got the meaning of it wrong

What do you mean? I know what it's about

It's about learning how to love yourself

Because sometimes you can't convince your ex

To bone you, so you have to love yourself

I need to find myself some privacy

Cos I can't wait to get back to loving me

"Are you serious?"

Dude the lyric "Love yourself" doesn't mean masturbate

"Ai yi yi"

Mister Bieber! Oh my God it's the maid

Guess I better put my dong away

Now my maid is traumatized so I better give her a big tip

I already got it

Shit now all of my lotion's gone

And my hand's dry so I need something to rub my dick with

Hey, I'll check the kitchen

If you're coming in here you better not be nude

I'm just looking for something I can use as lube

Justin that's not what this song's about!

By the way why are you still here

In my house?

"Good question!"

Listen see, this song is about

I'm sorry that I screamed I've changed my mind

Mister Bieber show me your ding-a-ling

"What the hell"

Justin surprise It's me, you're dad, I need more money

Damn what do you feed that thing?

"Wow!"

Dad please stop staring at my cock and balls

It's not fair yours is so big, mine is so small

"Dad that's really weird"

Aren't you kind of scared of that thing?

"No, not at all"

"Oh my God"

I think I finally understand this song

Mister Bieber you can have sex with me

Cos then you will not have to love yourself

This moron still does not understand this song's lyrics

Argh, I want to kill myself!

Justin I've decided we should get back together

I love you and no one else

Selena you're a bitch and I found someone better

So you can go fuck yourself

--VIDEO--

I finally understand the true meaning of this song

It means you should fall in love with yourself

And in term, be sexually aroused by your own reflection

Hey yo... Dad!

Ya son!

Hand me your lube!

Hell ya. I'ma be here for a while

I watch! I watch!

God damn it! No, that's not what this is about, Justin!

I can’t take this anymore

You know what this song is not even about Selena Gomez

I'm going back to England

Baby... baby... baby...

Aaaa-chiwawa